"The difference between a water hazard and a bunker is the difference between a plane crash and a car wreck. You can recover from the car wreck." Bobby Jones

"You can buy a country but you can't buy a golf swing." Arnold Palmer

"The more I practice, the luckier I get." Gary Player

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"Golf pits my skill against your luck." anon

"Drive (Irreg. Verb): I fade, you slice, he shouts fore!" Jon Berg